Happy Holi Funny Sharabi Booze Drinkers SMS Status Messages

Happy Holi Funny Sharabi Booze Drinkers SMS Status Messages: On the day of Holi there is Public holiday across the country, People spend there time with there friends, family members by playing colors and eating different types of food. On the day of Holi we send our blessing to our loved one by wishing them happy holi.

Happy Holi Funny Sharabi Booze Drinkers SMS Status Messages

Holi ki aisi saam,
liya prabhu ka naam,
More piya ne pila dayi
mohe bhaang Mare ko ab koun bachay
haye More piya holi khelan aye re,
holi khelan aye!!!

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After Drinking too much alcohal in Holi
Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whiskey ?
This is called
Positive Thinking

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Sir: Koi bata sakta hai Bhagwan ne ladkiya kyu banayi?
Me: Hamari zindagi jhand karne ko.

After a long pause.

Sir: Aansu laa diye tere jawab ne.
Kal Holi mai mil Daru pite hai.

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Daru se nasha badhta hai
nashe se junoon
junoon se mehnat
mehnat se paisa
paise se izzat
isliye izzat paane ke liye
daru peena bahut zaroori hai..

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Madham hoti roshni
raat ka samaa
saaki pila itni
ki na ho subha.

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Santa ne ek naamcheen karamaati insaan se poocha:
Aap meri sharab churwa sakte ho..?
Karamaati: Haan kyun nahi.
Santa: To police ne meri 22 bottlein pakri hain.
Churwa do Kal Holi Hai

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8 Common lines after people get drunk:
1. Tu mera bhai hai!
2. Gaadi main chalaunga!
3. Main teri dil se izzat karta hu!
4. Yaar, i love her!
5. Ye mat samajh ki main pi kar bol raha hu!
6. Ek chota sa peg aur ho jaye!
7. Tu bol bhai kya chahiye, tere liye jaan hazir hai!
8. Kal se daru band!

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Hum whiskey nahi pite, Hum rum nahi peete,
Hum gham ke naam jam nahi peete,
Agar mil jaye yaaro ki mehfil,
To khuda ki kasam hum kisi se kam nahi peete !

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Chaand ki manind tasveer hai teri
jisko din-raat seene se liye rehta hun..
ret ki chatt hai jaane kab gire
maaf karna dost main aaj bhi peeta hun..

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Sharaabi eyes donate karne gaya.
Counter clerk: Kuch kehna chaahte ho?
Sharaabi: Jise lagaao use bata dena,
yeh do peg ke baad khulti hain..

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