Happy Holi Latest Funny LOL ROFL Jokes

Happy Holi Latest Funny LOL ROFL Jokes: On the day of Holi there is Public holiday across the country, People spend there time with there friends, family members by playing colors and eating different types of food. On the day of Holi we send our blessing to our loved one by wishing them happy holi.

Happy Holi Latest Funny LOL ROFL Jokes

Happy Holi Latest Funny LOL ROFL Jokes
Happy Holi Latest Funny LOL ROFL Jokes

Holi par aapko
“Vivah”ki wife,
“Dhoom”ki bike,
“Don”ki life,
“Krrish”ka josh,
“Babul” ka dular aur
“Umravjaan” ka pyar mile

 

Happy holi, plzz keep your girlfriends safe, pata chala vo kisi or ki ho li 😀

 

May your life be like a rainbow filled with all its hues!
V: Violet for Vision
I: Indigo for Intellect
B: Blue for Beauty
G: Green for Glamour
Y: Yellow for Youthfulness
O: Orange for Omniscient
R: Red for Romanticism
Happy Holi!

 

Geet Gao Khoshiya manao
Bolo mithi boli
hamari tarafse Aapako
HAPPY HOLI.. HAPPY HOLI.. HAPPY HOLI..

 

There are two kinds of lawyers, one who knows the law and the other who knows the judge

 

Khana Pina Rang Udana Is Rang Ki Dhundh me hame na bhulana.Geet Gao Khoshiya manao Bolo mithi boli hamari tarafse Aapako HAPPY HOLI…

 

Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang,
Apko mile jo Aapki khushiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi To You & Your Family.

 

Lal “RANG” suraj se,
nila “RANG” asma se,
hara “RANG” hariyali se,
gulabi “RANG” gulab se,
tamam khushiya mile apko,
ye dua karte hai hum dil se.
“HAPPY HOLI”

 

Holi Par Aapko
“Vivah” Ki Wiffe,
“Dhoom” Ki Bike,
“Don” Ki Life,
“Krrish” Ka Josh,
“Babul” Ka Dular Aur
“Umravjaan” Ka Pyaar Mile
Hardik Ki Aur Se Sabhi Ko Holi Ki Hardik Shubhakamana. 😀

 

Aaj Barish Mein Tere Sang Nahana Hai,
Sapna Ye Mera Kitna Suhana Hai,
Barish Ki Boondein Gire Tere Honthon Pe,
Unhe Apne Honthon Se Uthana Hai!
Happy Holi!

 

Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holli!!!!

 

Santa – Oye Mobile Bill kitna hai?
Cust Rep – Sir, Please Dial 123 to know your current bill status
Santa – Arre, Current ka nahi, mobile ka

 

Phagun ro mahino aayo, ayo holi ro tivar, jhumo nacho rang udao, khusi manao apar – holi ro ram ram.

 

Pinku (Rinku Se): Kya Baat Hai Aaj Khile Khile Lag Rahe Ho?
Rinku: Majboori Thi Yaar!
Pinku: Kya Thi Majboori?
Pinku: Yaar Holi Pe Logo Ne Itne Rang Laga Diye Ke Nahana Pad Gaya!
Warna Maine Toh Baisakhi Ke Mele Mein Nahana Tha!.

 

One day to go… Holi aane mein… happy bath anniversary and HAPPY HOLI to U…

 

Happy Holi Sa !!!
‘Me ja ja jovu hu,
Mane tharo chahero dikhe hai,
Ii thaaro kusur koni,
Salo sab chahero aaj rangeelo hai !!!’
Sabhi Pushkarna Parivar ko Bhagirath Vyas parivaar, Khamgaon ki aur se Holi ki Shubhkamnaye!!!
!!! HAPPY HOLI !!!

 

Santa was asking for India flag, salesman showed him many sizes.
Santa said “Ismein aur colours dikhaao”

 

H: Happy Holi which is
O: Over-joyous and full of
L: Love and
I: Intimacy!

 

Aaj rang lo is mehfil mein,
khelo jhoom kar holi,
ched do har dil ko aaj
bol kar pyar ki boli,
lal gulal aur har rang mein
Aaye jeevan mein baharon ki doli

 

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